“I dag, vi er alle norske. Those who battle imaginary enemies, or try to force their ideas with violence, or seek to eliminate those who disagree with them will never, ever win.” —
“[The GOP’s] hatred for the president so outweighs anything else that they’ve made a simple decision: they’re willing to sink the ship on the off chance that the captain will drown.” —Mark Sumner on DailyKos.com
Why Michelle Bachmann has migraines:
Me: Is it true that taxes are too high? Bachman: Yes!
Me: Is it true that 47% of Americans don’t pay federal taxes? Bachmann: Yes!
Me: That would mean taxes are too low, wouldn’t it? Bachmann: Ow, my head. I need to lie down …