Hello, Mr. Cain? A moment of your time, sir, if you please. Great.

Yeah, about that whole blame left-wing-racism-for-my-problems scene - you see, it’s funny, but we on the left kind of worked through that whole racism thing, on account of we all voted for an African-American already. You might have heard of him, he’s the President?

Anyways, if I were you and I suspected racist-motivated dirty pool, I’d start looking at your friends on the right. ::cough-cough-texas-redneck-cough::